Undercounted Sassy

For those slighted by the “new math” that the frat-boys are using…

Am I losing perspective? November 28, 2007

Filed under: dating, legal — Count Sassy @ 11:00 pm

Or maybe I’m just tired.  Or drunk on yarn.   Does this guy want to be my dad?  (Context:  I got a ticket on my way back to Minnesota last weekend.)

No-Longer-Potential-Paramour: Im sure it pissed you off at the very least

Me: Not at all. I speed all the time, so I’ll get tickets occasionally

NLPP: I see; well hopefully your insurance wont get dinged too badly

Me: Nah - that’s what lawyers are for

NLPP: Lawyers ! ? For a speeding ticket ?  [Uh...he knows I went to law school]

Me (If this had been over the phone, spoken in a tone as if I’m explaining something to Big Bird): Yes, they take care of it so that you don’t have it on your record

NLPP: Wouldnt driving a little slower be easier and more logical ?

Me: Wow, that was condescending

NLPP: No, not really, at least I didnt mean it that way. It was really just a question.
Getting a lawyer for a speeding ticket just seems a little extreme to me and, well, easily avoidable.

The process of fixing tickets at one time paid my bills.  Is it some sort of twisted lawyer-thing that I don’t see anything wrong with paying one (I don’t have any friends with an Iowa law license) to fix my ticket?

 

4 Responses to “Am I losing perspective?”

  1. Sugared Harpy Says:

    I don’t think so, because honestly a fixed ticket brings more money into a city since your fees are much higher.

    If the law allows you to do it…

  2. Clepro Says:

    Since you asked…

    You speed all the time? I’ve lost a number of friends over the years to horrific auto accidents; in most of those, excessive speed was involved. Please stop. If not to protect your own butt, to protect those of us who share the highway with you. And no, I don’t want to be your Mom.

  3. Rachel Says:

    Hey! How have you been? I realized I hadn’t seen your blog come up on bloglines in a while. I hope everything is okay. I tagged you for a Christmas meme.

    Rachel

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