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	<description>For those slighted by the "new math" that the frat-boys are using...</description>
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		<title>Dude, I so know where you&#8217;re going with this</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to comment about the beautiliciousness of my face, you need to say something remarkable about the gorgeity of my eyes.  Sure, my lips are nice and all, but I know what path you&#8217;re heading down if that&#8217;s the compliment you&#8217;re paying me at the end of the evening&#8230;
Oh, and more importantly, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a small world after all</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think that some of these might be telling me to take myself out of the meat market.  Or maybe I should spend some time on the disabled list.

Was approached last week by a guy that turned out to be the twin brother of a someone I dated last fall (in my defense, last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On how I&#8217;m not a good writer&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Julia is.  I struggle to explain my fibro to many of you who ask, and she captures it.  We&#8217;ve not always shared the same treatment journey (not really treating, but coping), but right now&#8230;
Oddly enough, this week I&#8217;m supposed to be detoxing on Elavil for similar reasons, but I decided after today&#8217;s unrelenting [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://undercountedsassy.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/on-how-im-not-a-good-writer/</link>
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		<title>Things I&#8217;ve learned</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a particular order, some of the things I&#8217;ve learned today:
1.  The thermometer in my vehicle does, in fact, register negative Fahrenheit temperatures.
2.  Despite my numerous assurances to the contrary, the Twin Cities do accumulate ice on some paved surfaces.
3.  It is too damn cold to be icing my knee.  (And with that, I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I think that possibly, maybe I&#8217;m falling for you&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(Now you have that damn commercial in your head, don&#8217;t you?  The artist&#8217;s voice has been haunting me for days.)
The boy that I&#8217;m falling for is so dreamy.  I worry that his fascination with me will be short-lived, because even though he enjoys staring at my loveliness, it&#8217;s probably just that I resemble his mama.
 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And thus, I am no longer a meme-virgin&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rachel tagged me for a Christmas meme.  I&#8217;ll get to that in a bit.  Instead of spending my time tonight packing, I watched Clash of the Choirs.  At the risk of losing some more friends with this (apparently I&#8217;m really good at that lately)&#8230;I watched it for ex-Mrs. Jessica Simpson.
Sure, Nick is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I losing perspective?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Or maybe I&#8217;m just tired.  Or drunk on yarn.   Does this guy want to be my dad?  (Context:  I got a ticket on my way back to Minnesota last weekend.)
No-Longer-Potential-Paramour: Im sure it pissed you off at the very least
Me: Not at all. I speed all the time, so I&#8217;ll get tickets occasionally
NLPP: I see; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://undercountedsassy.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/am-i-losing-perspective/</link>
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		<title>My yarn is locked in my trunk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And no, that&#8217;s not a metaphor.  I took a tremendous amount of yarn with me for the holiday (the whole eyes bigger than my plate - or whatever metaphor that&#8217;s supposed to be) and my trunk latch is broken.  My car is holding all of my current projects (#7 but mine&#8217;s a hell of a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://undercountedsassy.wordpress.com/2007/11/26/my-yarn-is-locked-in-my-trunk/</link>
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		<title>Mizzou rocks!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And I hope Chase got whatever he wanted last night - women, beers, whatever&#8230;
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		<link>http://undercountedsassy.wordpress.com/2007/11/25/mizzou-rocks/</link>
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		<title>Another item that was not at all intended for knitters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve ever seen my stash (I can only actually remember one party, a couple of years ago) you&#8217;d know that it is all sorted by project, and each are in ziplock bags, when possible.  (Yarn for an afgan could fit into one of those XL ziplock bags, but I haven&#8217;t gotten any yet.)
After a [...]]]></description>
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